NEW YEAR SENTIMENTS FOR 2022!
1. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
2. “Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” —Oscar Wilde
3. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” —Bill Vaughan
4. “I’m still the same person I was last year —now I’m just hungover.” —Unknown
5. “It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” —William Thomas
6. “New Year’s Resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” —James Agate
7. “’ Out with the old, in with the new’ is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.” —Andy Borowitz
8. “This New Year I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd.” —Melanie White
9. “Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.” —Judith Christ
