Happy New Year one and all! It’s time to say goodbye to 2020 and not a minute too soon. We want to wish you and yours the very best in 2021!
Remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off!
It’s weird being the same age as old people.
Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.
Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping. And slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So, don’t sing!
If you can’t think of a word, say,”I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
Corona Coaster – the ups and downs of a pandemic.
I’m at that age where my body thinks I’m 28, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet?
I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.
At what point can we just start using 2020 as profanity? As in: That’s a load of 2020! Or, What the 2020? Or, abso-2020-lutley!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!